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Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong Black Cat Canvas Art
Regular price $59.00 USD
Sale price
$49.00 USD
Coffee. Because Murder Is Wrong.
The cat has considered the alternatives. Coffee won. This is the correct outcome for everyone, and this painting exists to commemorate that decision permanently, on your wall, where it will be accurate every single morning.
Why You'll Love It
- The punchline is the painting — bold vintage signage, a black cat who has made his position very clear, a steaming cup of the only solution; it lands immediately and keeps landing every time someone sees it
- Warm amber and aged black — the palette of a diner sign that has been right about coffee for forty years; built for kitchens, home offices, and anywhere the first hour of the day requires managing
- HD archival printing on artist-grade canvas — vivid, fade-resistant clarity on every print
- Natural wood frame available — ready to hang out of the box
- Made & shipped in the USA — printed on demand, crafted with care
- 9 sizes available — from 8x12" accent to 34x51" statement piece
Perfect For
- Kitchens, home offices, and anyone whose morning requires full disclosure about why they are drinking what they are drinking
- A gift for a birthday, housewarming, or simply because the recipient has earned it — it arrives already understood
"The cat assessed the situation. The coffee was made. No further action was required. The morning proceeded without incident." 🏡 Turn your empty wall into a story — shop now 💫
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FAQ's
How do I choose the right size for my space?
We offer a variety of sizes to help you find the perfect fit for your home. Smaller pieces are ideal for gallery walls and cozy corners, while larger artworks create a beautiful statement in living rooms, bedrooms, and open spaces.
Are the artworks ready to hang?
Yes! Every artwork arrives fully assembled with hanging hardware included. Simply unpack, hang, and enjoy your new piece of art — no extra framing or complicated setup required.
Why choose framed art over stretched canvas?
Our artwork is designed to bring both beauty and durability to your home. The elegant frame adds warmth, texture, and a refined finish, making each piece a timeless addition to modern and cozy interiors.
How long does shipping take?
Most orders are delivered within5–8 business days after processing. Orders are fulfilled from our U.S. warehouse to provide a faster and smoother delivery experience.
How do you ensure the quality of your artwork?
Every piece is crafted with attention to detail, from the artwork printing to the frame finish. We carefully select materials that provide lasting beauty, durability, and a premium look for your home.