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The illustration is executed in the bold, raw, deliberately imperfect style of the best contemporary graphic art — heavy brush marks, high contrast, the specific visual energy of a piece that knows exactly what it is doing and is doing it at full speed. This is a dachshund painting. It is also a graphic art object. It is also the funniest thing currently available for your wall. 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The destination was known. The route was direct. The speed was non-negotiable. The ears were aerodynamic. He arrived. He always arrives.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🐕 He has a note. He has somewhere to be. 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